Perhaps the aliens think of us as the troublemaking neighbors who cook stanky food and beat their kids, so they stay away.

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...because Elon is kind of a dick for the time being. That is, until he's outstayed his welcome where he doesn't belong and Trump has chewed him up and spit him out.

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