Glorygobbler, Whattlehole

Happy Thanksgiving.

Would you suck on Donald Trump's turkey neck if I gave you $100? Would you tongue his orange starfish hole for $500? Because, when you're a starfish hole, they let you do it. They vote for you, too. And you get what you pay for, America.

Bob punched his fist through the wall and instead of fixin' it, they made it the gloryhole!

In the 90s you'd dive your face right into that backburger and suck her juices through them tights

This was the "sleeper chick" — that one chick who everyone least expected to be a horny cock whore